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Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws - 8

We adore the tiny Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws! These straws match the Glitter Penis line of products, and come in metallic gold, silver, rose gold, and pink. Each straw is adorned with a glittery penis.

If you don't want no short dick man, then these straws probably aren't for you. These paper bachelorette party straws are just 5 inches long, and work perfectly in short glasses, as straws and drink stirrers. They won't work in large cups or pint glasses.


If you love these bachelorette party straws and are looking to decorate your bachelorette party with all the glitter penis items, we've got you covered. There are napkins, plates, confetti balloons, confetti, and a gift bag too!

8 short straws.

 

   
 

 

We adore the tiny Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws! These straws match the Glitter Penis line of products, and come in metallic gold, silver, rose gold, and pink. Each straw is adorned with a glittery penis.

If you don't want no short dick man, then these straws probably aren't for you. These paper bachelorette party straws are just 5 inches long, and work perfectly in short glasses, as straws and drink stirrers. They won't work in large cups or pint glasses.


If you love these bachelorette party straws and are looking to decorate your bachelorette party with all the glitter penis items, we've got you covered. There are napkins, plates, confetti balloons, confetti, and a gift bag too!

8 short straws.

 

   
 

 

$4.49
Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws - 8
$4.49

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We adore the tiny Glitter Penis Cocktail Straws! These straws match the Glitter Penis line of products, and come in metallic gold, silver, rose gold, and pink. Each straw is adorned with a glittery penis.

If you don't want no short dick man, then these straws probably aren't for you. These paper bachelorette party straws are just 5 inches long, and work perfectly in short glasses, as straws and drink stirrers. They won't work in large cups or pint glasses.


If you love these bachelorette party straws and are looking to decorate your bachelorette party with all the glitter penis items, we've got you covered. There are napkins, plates, confetti balloons, confetti, and a gift bag too!

8 short straws.

 

   
 

 

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