Strawberry Dickiri Cocktail Sucker
Everyone knows that booze and bachelorette parties go hand-in-hand. I mean, come on. You’re gonna run around town, hitting on random dudes at the bars and screaming at the top of your lungs, probably wearing glowing penises on your heads, and you say you’re all gonna do that sober? Yeah right. But, maybe there’s some reason why one or more members of your bridal party can’t drink. Maybe the bride’s younger sister is underage. Maybe the maid of honor is pregnant. Maybe one of the bridesmaids is in a twelve-step program. And all of that is totally fine! They shouldn’t have to miss out on the fun because of totally justifiable circumstances like that!
Well, don’t worry, they can still enjoy a tasty mixed drink with the girls thanks to the Strawberry Dickiri Cocktail Sucker. This lollipop tastes just like a strawberry daiquiri with none of the alcohol. Oh, did we mention it’s penis shaped? Yeah. Looks like a big honkin’ red dick. Seems even better than an alcoholic drink now, doesn’t it?
Net weight 1.1 oz.
Everyone knows that booze and bachelorette parties go hand-in-hand. I mean, come on. You’re gonna run around town, hitting on random dudes at the bars and screaming at the top of your lungs, probably wearing glowing penises on your heads, and you say you’re all gonna do that sober? Yeah right. But, maybe there’s some reason why one or more members of your bridal party can’t drink. Maybe the bride’s younger sister is underage. Maybe the maid of honor is pregnant. Maybe one of the bridesmaids is in a twelve-step program. And all of that is totally fine! They shouldn’t have to miss out on the fun because of totally justifiable circumstances like that!
Well, don’t worry, they can still enjoy a tasty mixed drink with the girls thanks to the Strawberry Dickiri Cocktail Sucker. This lollipop tastes just like a strawberry daiquiri with none of the alcohol. Oh, did we mention it’s penis shaped? Yeah. Looks like a big honkin’ red dick. Seems even better than an alcoholic drink now, doesn’t it?
Net weight 1.1 oz.
Original: $2.99
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$1.05Description
Everyone knows that booze and bachelorette parties go hand-in-hand. I mean, come on. You’re gonna run around town, hitting on random dudes at the bars and screaming at the top of your lungs, probably wearing glowing penises on your heads, and you say you’re all gonna do that sober? Yeah right. But, maybe there’s some reason why one or more members of your bridal party can’t drink. Maybe the bride’s younger sister is underage. Maybe the maid of honor is pregnant. Maybe one of the bridesmaids is in a twelve-step program. And all of that is totally fine! They shouldn’t have to miss out on the fun because of totally justifiable circumstances like that!
Well, don’t worry, they can still enjoy a tasty mixed drink with the girls thanks to the Strawberry Dickiri Cocktail Sucker. This lollipop tastes just like a strawberry daiquiri with none of the alcohol. Oh, did we mention it’s penis shaped? Yeah. Looks like a big honkin’ red dick. Seems even better than an alcoholic drink now, doesn’t it?
Net weight 1.1 oz.
